TAG! but not really...

So my friend 'Lannis' guest blogs at her friend The Mrs..  The. Mrs was tagged to write a post about 11 things you may or may not care about, and Lannis went and became a follower, and I'm going to do the same thing.  so I'm just tagging along?  I'm that annoying kid who just starts running around and no one knows who they are but apparently they are playing tag with you and your buds...*ahem*

over share:  11 things you may or may not care about/want to know about me.  Originally there where *questions* (!) that had been asked, but it seems as those have fallen to the way side...fully starting with ME.

ok.  GO!

1.  This is harder than I thought...I keep wanting to tell you things about *other* people...

2. Apparently I'm a *gossip*.  I think some of you knew that already.  I have been consciously trying not to talk about other people in a negative light.

3. I alphabetize my books by author, and then chronologically by when a book was written when I have more than one of their books.

4. Mucus makes me want to throw up.  Even writing it makes me queasy.

5. I want to be a house wife...except with out the cleaning part.  Some people could not live with out work.  I could.  I'm a lazy mofo.

6. I enjoy cutting my nails.

7.  I tend to get *really* excited about stuff.  I've actually taught myself to calm down.  But I like shiny and fluffy things.  I mean that metaphorically. Well, and literally.

8.  I love the sunshine, but I don't like tanning.  In the summer you will see me in hats, slathered in *shudder* sunscreen.  I *hate* sunscreen.

9.  I procrastinate.  I wish I knew how to trick myself in to procrastinate procrastinating so I'd get things done.

10.  Sometimes I think I should have been an esthetician.  I like to pick groom others.

11.  I don't like holidays.  I like *family*, but ick.  random *lets get drunk*/buy me things/forced jolly making is the pits.

ok, now YOU go.  Link to your blog, or write me a list in the comments.  What do I not really need to know about but that you want to share?


*edit*
um...I forgot, there where *rules*  I'm cutting and pasting the cut and pasted...

There are rules to this game. I'm not following them. I'm sorry. (I told you: I'm lazy, and I cheat.)

Here are the rules I'm only partially following:

You must post the rules. (Check!) - Post eleven fun facts about yourself on the blog post - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you've tagged - Tag eleven people and link them on your post - Let them know you've tagged them!

And re: cheating at tag? Yeah, I wasn’t even tagged so how’s that for busting in and taking over? Ha! HA!

yup...I didn't even follow the rules at all...not even close...*shrug*